Post by Sil Odan on Apr 30, 2013 13:17:36 GMT -5
Are you tired of being lonely? Do you feel the need to be loved? Are you seeking the confines of a co-dependant relationship in which you are solely responsible for the feeding of hundreds of tiny mouths (as well as a few gigantic maws)? Well look no further, my friendless friend! You have come to the right place. Allow me to introduce to you to the opportunity to buy your own family right now without delay! In one fell swoop you can be transformed into a loving caretaker as well as the vile overlord of a nefarious, nightmarish cartel whose singluar desire is to consume the galaxy and everything it contains! Allow me to introduce...THESE THINGS!
For the sake of remaining anonymous, this army belongs to the gentleman who once shared a home with Servo. Wait, I think that descibes everyone on this page. Here's a clue: his first name is only one letter removed from Mephiston's favorite 80's BMX movie. Uh...not 40k Mephiston, obviously. He isn't real.
The price for all this chitinous nastiness is $280, which includes a codex and unopened war brood. There are enough teeth in this lot to give Hannibal Lecter the chills. All bits and bobs included. If you are interested, send me a message and I'll provide you with the means to contact The Man.
For the sake of remaining anonymous, this army belongs to the gentleman who once shared a home with Servo. Wait, I think that descibes everyone on this page. Here's a clue: his first name is only one letter removed from Mephiston's favorite 80's BMX movie. Uh...not 40k Mephiston, obviously. He isn't real.
The price for all this chitinous nastiness is $280, which includes a codex and unopened war brood. There are enough teeth in this lot to give Hannibal Lecter the chills. All bits and bobs included. If you are interested, send me a message and I'll provide you with the means to contact The Man.
